“Every Muslim man gets a minimum of 2 black-eyed virgins in Heaven. Every virgin is accompanied with 70 girl servants. You are allowed screw the virgins and the servant girl also. For each woman who enters Heaven, you receive 70 black-eyed virgins„ — Mentally Defective Muslim Fuckwit

“We’re here for 9-11. We are going to have a peaceful ride... But there are people who are sick and tired of their rights and liberties being taken away.„ — national ride coordinator Belinda Bee

They claim to have invented Algebra but they still have a long way to go to master simple Arithmetic.

While we were gathering at Ground Zero in NYC, close to a million bikers roared into DC to show their love of country on 911.

The Million Muslim March. Not so march. I heard only five Muslim supremacists showed up. But that is not surprising. They have no popular support. They work the politicians and the media. The people mean little, the power means everything.

What is appalling is that the five Muslim march got all the media but the bikers got little to none. The enemedia strikes again on 911.

“We’re here for 9-11,” said national ride coordinator Belinda Bee. “We are going to have a peaceful ride. … But there are people who are sick and tired of their rights and liberties being taken away.”

Muslim Neanderthal inbred gives romantic advice to mohammanoids

The Syrian Crisis As Reflected In Cartoons In The Arab Media

Al-Watan (Saudi Arabia), August 23, 2013

"Syria's chemical weapons are a red line!"

Al-Watan (Saudi Arabia), August 17, 2013

Obama plays with the "red line"

Al-Quds Al-Arabi (London), August 28, 2013

Obama entangled in his own "red lines"

Al-Bayan (UAE), August 25, 2013

Assad gets a scolding: "Bombard, shell and kill, but no more chemical weapons!"

Insp Leake said police could only act if groups were acting anti-socially — And Muslims always are so you can't tell

Officials were warned tensions between residents of a Sheffield suburb and Eastern European migrants could boil over unless urgent action is taken.

About 100 people gathered at the Pakistan Advice Centre on Page Hall Road, Page Hall, to discuss troubles facing the area after an influx of Roma and Slovakian economic migrants in recent years.

Problems raised ranged from litter and fly-tipping to ‘intimidating’ groups of 20 to 30 people on the streets and child protection issues including prostitution and a recent case of a young girl being abducted by older men.

The girl has been found safe and suspects have been arrested over the abduction, police said.

So how long was Mohammed's dick?

Indonesia's education ministry Thursday strongly criticised officials in a small town in Aceh province for asking children to assess the size of their private parts in a graphic school survey, AFP reports.

The health questionnaire, distributed to 11- and 12-year-olds Tuesday at a school in the town of Sabang, contained pictures of genitalia and also asked whether students had experienced erotic dreams.

Nurlina said her 12-year-old son was asked to complete the survey, which showed images of both male and female private parts "from the smallest to the biggest, then asked the students which one most looks like theirs".

Russian president Vladimir Putin confirmed Wednesday that al-Assad has yet to provide a convincing case that he carried out the assault.

MOSCOW—Despite Syrian president Bashar al-Assad’s flat-out admission to the Russian leader that he was responsible for an August 21 chemical weapons attack on a suburban Damascus neighborhood.

Russian president Vladimir Putin confirmed Wednesday that al-Assad has yet to provide a convincing case that he carried out the assault.

“Given the information I’ve seen at this point, President Assad failed to show me clear, substantiated evidence that he used chemical weapons against the Syrian people, regardless of how many times he says ‘I, Bashar al-Assad, President of Syria, am the one who did this’ while showing me videos of people dying of Sarin poisoning,” said Putin.

Adding that he remains extremely skeptical despite phone conversations in which a reportedly frustrated Assad repeats, over and over again, the step-by-step account of how he authorized the use of nerve gas to kill over 1,400 people.

“We need to know all the facts before we act. I don’t care how many autopsy reports, laboratory tests, or pictures of Assad pressing a button labeled ‘chemical weapons launcher’ he sends me—before we have conclusive proof that he and not the opposition forces did this, we cannot say that Syria is in violation of international law.”

Putin went on to confirm that until Assad proves beyond a doubt that he carried out the alleged attack, Russia will continue delivering components of a surface-to-air missile defense system to the Syrian government

Palestinian Authority official claims Israel responsible for providing gas masks for civilians under PA jurisdictions

... or provide these

Israel must provide Palestinians living in the occupied territories with gas masks, a Palestinian official has said, in the event of a spillover of violence from Syria.

Israel has been distributing gas masks to its citizens over the last two weeks amid fears of reprisals against the Jewish state, following anticipated US military intervention in neighbouring Syria.

"If there is any war in the region, the responsibility (for ensuring Palestinians civilians are prepared) falls upon Israel, because it is the occupying authority," Palestinian Authority security services spokesman Adnan al-Dumayri told AFP on Tuesday.

"Israel must provide to all citizens living under its occupation the necessary security equipment, be that gas masks or other items, especially if Israel gets into a war we have no connection with.

"We are living under occupation, we have no sovereignty over our borders (in the West Bank and the Gaza Strip), and we can't import gas masks," Dumayri said.

Israelis last week scrambled to collect gas masks provided by the state, queueing up sometimes for hours at distribution centres -- mostly post offices -- across the country.

Palestinians living in the occupied territories have not received any such safety equipment.

The US is mulling military strikes against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's regime, in response to its alleged use of chemical weapons near Damascus on August 21.

“All the world's Muslims have fewer Nobel Prizes than Trinity College, Cambridge. They did great things in the Middle Ages, though.„ — Richard Dawkins

In 2010, the bestselling atheist Richard Dawkins, in the "On Faith" section of the Washington Post, called the pope "a leering old villain in a frock" perfectly suited to "the evil corrupt organization" and "child-raping institution" that is the Catholic Church. Nobody seemed to mind very much.

Three years later, in a throwaway Tweet, Professor Dawkins observed that "all the world's Muslims have fewer Nobel Prizes than Trinity College, Cambridge. They did great things in the Middle Ages, though." This time round, the old provocateur managed to get a rise out of folks. Almost every London paper ran at least one story on the "controversy." The Independent's Owen Jones fumed, "How dare you dress your bigotry up as atheism. You are now beyond an embarrassment." The best-selling author Caitlin Moran sneered, "It's time someone turned Richard Dawkins off and then on again. Something's gone weird." The Daily Telegraph's Tom Chivers beseeched him, "Please be quiet, Richard Dawkins, I'm begging."

Sweden is the first country in the EU to offer permanent residency to refugees from Syria

Islam: Shopping for vegetables in a sex shop is such fun. Inshalah Fatwa #12313247855!

Hmmm...  size matters!

In an interview with the Moroccan weekly Al Akhbar, the Moroccan imam said that, from a religious point of view, “the use of pumpkin, watermelon or other tools for masturbating is perfectly legitimate.”

On the other hand, in a response to a post on using vibrators to gain sexual desires, the Imam replied on his Facebook page, that a Muslim woman “has the right to use bottles, vibrators or other objects, without penetration or loss of virginity, to satisfy her sexual desires and avoids falling into the prohibited.”

The self proclaimed Imam got himself again in hot water and quite a bit of ridicule by delivering such unusual and trivial “fatwas”.

This is not the first time that the imam makes such a surprising statement.

He had previously issued a “fatwa” permitting women to use carrots to satisfy their sexual desires. Yet, the most shocking one was in May 2011 when he told the Moroccan press that Islam allows necrophilia, believing that marriage remains valid even after the death of a spouse or partner.

“Fatwa” is an Islamic religious decree issued by the Oulemas (Islamic scholars).

“Fatwas” are normally issued only by official councils in charge of Islamic affairs in Muslim countries, and any individual statement by an Imam is but a personal point of view.

“Our goal will not be to effect régime change, or alter the balance of power in Syria, or bring the civil war there to an end. We will simply do something random there for one or two days and then leave.„ — Obama

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attempting to quell criticism of his proposal for a limited military mission in Syria, President Obama floated a more modest strategy today, saying that any U.S. action in Syria would have “no objective whatsoever.”

“Let me be clear,” he said in an interview on CNN. “Our goal will not be to effect régime change, or alter the balance of power in Syria, or bring the civil war there to an end. We will simply do something random there for one or two days and then leave.”

“I want to reassure our allies and the people of Syria that what we are about to undertake, if we undertake it at all, will have no purpose or goal,” he said. “This is consistent with U.S. foreign policy of the past.”

While Mr. Obama clearly hoped that his proposal of a brief and pointless intervention in Syria would reassure the international community, it immediately drew howls of protest from U.S. allies, who argued that two days was too open-ended a timeframe for such a mission.

That criticism led White House spokesman Jay Carney to brief reporters later in the day, arguing that the President was willing to scale down the U.S. mission to “twenty-four hours, thirty-six tops.”

“It may take twenty-four hours, but it could also take twelve,” Mr. Carney said.

“Maybe we get in there, take a look around, and get out right away. But however long it takes, one thing will not change: this mission will have no point. The President is resolute about that.”

Islamic clerics in India have issued a fatwa against cartoons, saying the animated shows make a mockery of what they say are Allah’s creations.

Hhmm! Actually MUSLIMS are a mockery of Allah’s creations.

Islamic clerics in India have issued a fatwa against cartoons, saying the animated shows make a mockery of what they say are Allah’s creations.

The ban stems from religious leaders at Darul Uloom seminary in the India community of Deoband, BBC reported. It encompasses all animated shows, even those with comedic tones, such as cartoons, saying such watching violates the basic principles of Islam, the Deccan Herald reported.
“A cartoon is a picture,” said senior cleric Mufti Arif Quasmi in the Deccan Herald. “Besides, it is not for the children. It should not be watched.”

Strict Islamic law says nothing that Allah created should be mocked — and that cartoons actually mimic what Allah created. At the same time, other interpreters of Islamic law say photographs and real videos are permitted.

The cartoon ban already has been met with some skepticism.
One member of the All India Personal Law Board said the Darul Uloom determination was actually “making a mockery” of Islam.

“I don’t think the muftis who issued the fatwa have any knowledge of the subject or have applied their mind to understanding the art of cartoons at all,” said one senior imam, BBC reported.
Darul Uloom in the past has issued fatwas against women wearing perfume with alcohol, having tattoos, donning jeans or adopting hairstyles similar to those worn by women in the West.

IDIOTS CHART TO UNDERSTANDING THE MIDDLE EAST 

Complicated it is. So carry on killing each other.

For our attention deficit hyperactive dhimmi Politicians

Watch the graphic murder – execution style – of three Syrian truck drivers who did nothing more than belong to a minority faith the local Al Qaeda affiliate does not like— Inshalah!

In the video, a small band of Islamist radicals with the Al Qaeda-linked ISIS (Islamic State in Iraq and Syria) group is seen waving the tractor trailers off the side of an Iraqi road and then proceeds to interrogate the unsuspecting drivers about their prayer habits, trying to discover if they are Sunnis or members of the Alawite minority in Syria

When they “fail” the Sunni jihadis’ pop roadside quiz, the truck drivers are seated in a line in the median of the road and shot in the back of their heads firing squad style by the self-appointed law enforcers, jury, judge and executioner.

The three truck drivers are shot in the back repeatedly, as chants of Allahu Akbar (Allah is the greatest) are audible in the background.

More than a dozen shots are fired into the men’s bodies, even after it appears they are already dead.

Muslims cultivate disgusting Personal Parasites for Allah!

Sharia court in Aleppo has released a new fatwa according to which lice that live in beards jihadists are sacred and can not be destroyed, as they are due to the fact that jihadists do not always have at their disposal an adequate supply of water. The water that they have used them to wash before prayer, after which there is a moist environment that is conducive to the spread of lice.

Next Sharia court advises jihadists dye his beard with henna, "as did our Prophet Muhammad (peace be holy is his name) in order to reduce the itching. Should leave these lice, as they would not have appeared on your blessed beard, if these creatures would not be one of those who was created by God and devout Muslims. "
For violating the decree, which took several

Dear Free World: Enjoy watching us burn." Well excuse me! We go into Afghanistan and Iraq and get vilified. We are routinely accused of being colonizers and "orientalists". Now is is our fault that Syria is having a civil war? And we owe you help? What about your Arab compatriots?

Consider this Photo from Reuters...

Caption: "Lebanese and Syrian civilians took part in a candlelight vigil in front of the offices of the UN in Beirut on Wednesday, after Syrian opposition leaders said the government used chemical weapons against civilians, killing more than 1,100. Syrian authorities denied the claim"

You ungrateful shameless whiners. You barbarian bullies. You pathetic losers. If things don't go your way all you do is bitch and wail and play the same old victim card.

I don't care that you are killing each other. At least you are preoccupied and keeping out of the civilized world.

Why don't you shove your signs in the faces of your laughably named "Organization of Islamic Co-operation"?  Or you can pray to your paedophile, misogynist, murderous prophet and your god Allah, to help lift you out of the cesspit of your own dung? Surely Allah can read your bellyaching sign and will heed your pleas?

Your Koran Ishaq:231 says:
"Muslims are one ummah (community) to the exclusion of all men. Believers are friends of one another to the exclusion of all outsiders."
...go and ask your Muslim buddies for help.

I won't even mention the Coptic Christians or the Armenian Genocide or the Jews and other minorities you lot expunged from their homelands. Meanwhile. Inshalah!

Now it's our turn to tell you to go to hell!

“Islam: Religion of Bigots„ — Robert Spencer

“Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance,” proclaimed President Barack Obama during his appeal to the Muslim world from Cairo on June 4, 2009.

In Pakistan, Afghanistan and elsewhere, conversion from Islam to Christianity is already punishable by death, in accord with Muhammad’s command. In Thailand, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Egypt, Nigeria, and even Obama’s beloved Indonesia, religious minorities — Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, and non-believers –face harassment and often violent religious persecution. These persecutions are carried out by jihadist Muslims who invoke core Islamic texts and teachings to justify their actions. In short, in the Muslim world itself, which since 9/11 has been increasingly swept up in the tide of Islamic supremacism, the creed of Muhammad reveals itself to be a religion of bigots rather than, as President Obama would have it, a religion of peace.

Barack Obama has said repeatedly that Islam is “a religion of peace.” His administration has accused those who do not agree with this proposition — or who dare mention Islamic violence against women and homicidal oppression of homosexuals — of “Islamophobia.”

These are fictions and the President has done the country a fundamental disservice by promulgating them. The truth? The true religious bigotry is the one that exists in the heart of Islamic orthodoxy. In Saudi Arabia, the existence of Christian churches is prohibited, along with the Bible itself; no Christian or Jew can enter Mecca or Medina lest their mere footsteps desecrate Islam’s holiest sites. In Pakistan and Afghanistan and elsewhere in the Muslim world, conversion from Islam to Christianity is punishable by death. In Iraq, Syria, Nigeria and even the President’s beloved Indonesia, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists and other “infidels” often face acts of religious genocide by fundamentalists who invoke core Islamic texts and teachings to justify their actions.

In short, as Robert Spencer shows in his alarming new pamphlet, Islam: Religion of Bigots, the creed of Muhammad, far from being a religion of peace, has revealed itself in the post-9/11 world to be a religion of bigotry.

The Saudi authorities have a unit dedicated specifically to hunting witches... seriously.

Ishalah Airways: Erdogan flies to the White House on his Djinn

The campaign of persecution has shown no signs of fizzling. In May, two Asian maids were sentenced to 1,000 lashings and 10 years in prison after their bosses claimed that they had suffered from their magic. Just a few weeks ago, Saudi newspapers began running the image of an Indonesian maid being pursued on accusations that she produced a spell that made her male boss's family subject to fainting and epileptic fits.

The sorceress was naked.

The sight of her bare flesh startled the prudish officers of Saudi Arabia's infamous religious police, the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice (CPVPV), which had barged into her room in what was supposed to be a routine raid of a magical hideout in the western desert city of Madinah's Al-Seeh neighborhood. They paused in shock, and to let her dress.

The Saudi Morality Police and assorted Tablecloths attending training courses on fairies, gnomes elves, nymphs, mermaids, unicorns and all manner  of hallucinatory stuff like Allah and Mohammed, the uber idiot of Islam.

The woman -- still unclothed -- managed to slip out of the window of her apartment and flee. According to the 2006 account of the Saudi Okaz newspaper, which has been described as the Arabic equivalent of the New York Post, she "flew like a bird." A frantic pursuit ensued. The unit found their suspect after she had fallen through the unsturdy roof of an adjacent house and onto the ground next to a bed of dozing children.

They covered her body, arrested her, and claimed to uncover key evidence indicating that witchcraft had indeed been practiced, including incense, talismans, and videos about magic. In the Al Arabiya report, a senior Islamic cleric lamented that the incident had occurred in a city of such sacred history. The prophet Muhammad is buried there, and it is considered the second most holy location in Islam, second to Mecca. The cleric didn't doubt the details of the incident. "Some magicians may ride a broom and fly in the air with the help of the jinn [supernatural beings]," he said.

The fate of this sorceress is not readily apparent, but her plight is common. Judging from the punishments of others accused of practicing witchcraft in Saudi Arabia before and since, the consequences were almost certainly severe.