I entered the Mosque, saw Abu, sat beside him and asked about sex. Abu Said said, 'We went out with Allah's Apostle and we received female slaves from among the captives. We desired women and we loved to do coitus interruptus.'
Bukhari: V5B59N459
“Every Muslim man gets a minimum of 2 black-eyed virgins in Heaven. Every virgin is accompanied with 70 girl servants. You are allowed screw the virgins and the servant girl also. For each woman who enters Heaven, you receive 70 black-eyed virgins„ — Mentally Defective Muslim Fuckwit
Islam is such fun when your gonads are sheltered in your brain cavity and your brain migrates to your scrotum.
This Saudi cleric, declared that Muslim men are allowed to enjoy 19,604 women in Paradise. See that's why Muslims invented math.
There are four types of women in Heaven. First, there are those of this world who enter Heaven. Everyone comes with 70 black-eyed virgins. The 2nd type of women in Heaven is the black-eyed virgin. Each one comes with 70 girl servant. These girl servant are the 3rd type. Sorry, there are only 3 types of women in Heaven.
If you happen to get married in this world, then [in Heaven], you get your wife back from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins whom you are permitted to have sexual intercourse with, and each of these virgins comes with 70 girl servant.
So how many women do you get [to enjoy]? That’s the minimum number.
Now, let’s presume that you get married to 4 wives. Each of them comes with 70 black-eyed virgins, while each virgin comes with 70 girl servants. How many is it? May Allah help you.
Your reunion with your wife lasts for 70 earthly years. When those 70 years are about to end, another black-eyed virgin comes to you from Heaven sayng: “Oh servant of Allah, can’t we get a piece of you?”
You look at her to see that she is even more beautiful than the one you are presently with. You ask her: “Who are you?” and she answers: “I’m your virgin in Heaven. Allah told you about me, saying: ‘There is more of them with Us’. I am one of the ‘more’.”
There are four types of women in Heaven. First, there are those of this world who enter Heaven. Everyone comes with 70 black-eyed virgins. The 2nd type of women in Heaven is the black-eyed virgin. Each one comes with 70 girl servant. These girl servant are the 3rd type. Sorry, there are only 3 types of women in Heaven.
If you happen to get married in this world, then [in Heaven], you get your wife back from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins whom you are permitted to have sexual intercourse with, and each of these virgins comes with 70 girl servant.
So how many women do you get [to enjoy]? That’s the minimum number.
Now, let’s presume that you get married to 4 wives. Each of them comes with 70 black-eyed virgins, while each virgin comes with 70 girl servants. How many is it? May Allah help you.
Your reunion with your wife lasts for 70 earthly years. When those 70 years are about to end, another black-eyed virgin comes to you from Heaven sayng: “Oh servant of Allah, can’t we get a piece of you?”
You look at her to see that she is even more beautiful than the one you are presently with. You ask her: “Who are you?” and she answers: “I’m your virgin in Heaven. Allah told you about me, saying: ‘There is more of them with Us’. I am one of the ‘more’.”
You leave that one and move on to the next woman. May Allah help you.”
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