Tuesday, July 09, 2013
Abraham was tested with ten Islamic practices: rinsing the mouth, cleansing nostrils with water, trimming the mustache, using a toothstick, plucking the armpit, paring nails, washing finger joints, circumcision, shaving pubic hair, and washing the rear and vulva.
Tabari II:99
xena Tabari II:99
Check out Halagoogling... it's Haram
‘Halalgoogling’ fetches results from leading search engines such as Google and Bing and has a built-in “advanced special filtering system that blocks Haram content according to the Law of Islam”, the press release said.
According to the report, a special and unique filter system excludes forbidden content from its search results such as “pornography, nudity, gay, lesbian, bisexual, gambling, anti-Islamic content”.
According to the report, a team of ‘internet experts’ all around the world had been working for years on the project.
These numbnuts simply leeched legitimate search engine output and stuck their freeloader Halal filter in the stream.
I tried the search term "porn" and got this "No results found or you have searched Haram (forbidden) content".
The Tabari quote (top right above) ...shaving pubic hair, and washing the rear and vulva would have been lost on me without Halalgoogle... I would never have known that the infamous Brazilian was a bronze age innovation of Islam.
According to Halalgoogle's Report Button, my Halalgoogle query identified/tagged me and emailed Halalgoogle with my transgression. These primitives then activated their moral police. Well fuck them, I say. Can I say that? Is that Halal?
These numbnuts simply leeched legitimate search engine output and stuck their freeloader Halal filter in the stream.
I tried the search term "porn" and got this "No results found or you have searched Haram (forbidden) content".
The Tabari quote (top right above) ...shaving pubic hair, and washing the rear and vulva would have been lost on me without Halalgoogle... I would never have known that the infamous Brazilian was a bronze age innovation of Islam.
According to Halalgoogle's Report Button, my Halalgoogle query identified/tagged me and emailed Halalgoogle with my transgression. These primitives then activated their moral police. Well fuck them, I say. Can I say that? Is that Halal?
The need for such a search engine arose with 1.5 billion Muslims around the world worrying about the content provided over the internet to their children and even themselves.
The system is being updated continuously, and has been designed to respect Muslim culture, the report stated. The new search engine hopes to be the number one search engine in the Muslim community, it added.
Features
Halalgoogling comes up with the following system components for safe searching over the internet:
General category filtering: A filtering of overall search results amongst different categories.
Forbidden sites: A list of blacklisted websites that are not allowed to appear in the search results.
Link filtering: Removal of specific pages/links from within a website, blog or forum.
Haram Keywords: A list of keywords that are not allowed to be searched.
Report button: Which allows users to identify and email Halalgoogling admin when haram content is found.
Only from Pakistan: Option to see page results from within the country exclusively.
The system is being updated continuously, and has been designed to respect Muslim culture, the report stated. The new search engine hopes to be the number one search engine in the Muslim community, it added.
Features
Halalgoogling comes up with the following system components for safe searching over the internet:
General category filtering: A filtering of overall search results amongst different categories.
Forbidden sites: A list of blacklisted websites that are not allowed to appear in the search results.
Link filtering: Removal of specific pages/links from within a website, blog or forum.
Haram Keywords: A list of keywords that are not allowed to be searched.
Report button: Which allows users to identify and email Halalgoogling admin when haram content is found.
Only from Pakistan: Option to see page results from within the country exclusively.
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