Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Orthodox Jewish men given a new weapon in the war against sexual temptation… blurred glasses so they can’t see women.
We told you that the Jews are so much more innovative than their Arab counterparts. The Digital Finger Chopper is no Nobel Prize winner but this may very well be.Now we can dispense with the Sexless Black Burka Sack and give women back their curves and feminist beauty and we need no longer concern ourselves with randy testosterone laden farts frothing into a frenzy on glimpsing an ankle bracelet. We recommend attaching a smoke generator to complete the illusion and to smokescreen the hottie.
What a brilliant invention for the liberation of women in these depressing misogynistic societies.
It may seem a short-sighted solution but blurred glasses are their latest tool available to ultra-orthodox Jewish men who want to stop eyeing up beautiful women. The specially-designed out of focus glasses are proving popular among so-called 'Charedi' men in religious areas of Israel.The anti-ogle goggles can be snapped up for just a few pounds and feature a sticker on the lens which makes them poorly focused when looking anywhere except for the space in the immediate vicinity.
The glasses provide clear vision for a few metres, but anything anything further away becomes blurry. The glasses are on sale in religious neighbourhoods of Jerusalem such as Mea Shearim.
According to some reports, the glasses are just one item in a range 'modesty' accessories on offer in the area.
Now if they could only graft their eyes onto their butts like this then they may change their shitty outlook on life altogether.
SEEING WITHOUT EYES
A tadpole with no eyes in its head can nonetheless see from an eye transplanted to its tail, provided that nerves from the eye wire into the spinal cord.
D. Blackiston and M. Levin/Tufts University
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