When Eve became heavy with her first pregnancy, Satan came to her before she gave birth and said, 'Eve, what is that in your womb?' She said, 'I do not know.' He asked, 'Where will it come out from-your nose, your eye, or your ear?' She replied, 'I do not know.'
Tabari I:321
Qur'an 15:19 or 20:53 or 43:10 or 50:7 or 51:48 or 71:19 or 78:6 or 79:30 and on and on... scientific brilliance from Allah the ticklish and his murderous paedophile prophet Mohammed.
Waal-arda madadnahawaalqayna feeha rawasiya w aanbatnafeeha min kulli shay-in mawzoonin And the earth We have spread out (like a carpet); set thereon mountains firm and immovable; and produced therein all kinds of things in due balance.
Allah Brings Down Challenger.
Misremembers flat-earth verses in Koran... "Shit, Xena, did I make the Earth Flat?"
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